So the kids and I like to tell each other jokes and we have a few favorites that always make us laugh (well I always laugh). Here goes:
#1
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little "boogie" in it!
(very appropriate during this season of sickness!)
#2
What did the snail say to the turtle?
SLOW DOWN!
and, finally, my absolute favorite joke:
#3
Why aren't kids allowed to go to pirate movies?
Because they're always rated ARRRRRRR!
Thank you, thank you very much!
